What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

What are seals made out of?

Cealls

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Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

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What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."