What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

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What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."