What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

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What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.