What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?

Orff Orff Orff Orff!"

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What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!