What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.