Canadian Club Jokes

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

You might also enjoy:

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What have you been doing for it?

She replies, "Snorting pepper."

How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

Seal Favorite Drink Jokes More Seal Favorite Drink Jokes

What's a seal's favorite drink?

Canadian Club on the rocks.

What is a seal's favorite drink?

Club soda

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"