Canadian Club Jokes

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

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What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What is a seal's favorite drink?

Club soda

What's a seal's favorite drink?

Canadian Club on the rocks.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.