Canadian Club Jokes

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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What's a seal's favorite drink?

Canadian Club on the rocks.

What is a seal's favorite drink?

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

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Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.