Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away