Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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Booooooo, Booooooo

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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My Zipper.

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers