What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

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A caw-cawphony

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

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What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.