What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

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What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.