How did the blonde die ice-fishing?

A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.