What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

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Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.