What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

Previous Random Joke Next

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

New Zealander Jokes More New Zealander Jokes

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander