What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.