What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

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How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander