What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine