Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.