Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.