What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

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Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone