What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone