Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

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What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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A: Carry loaded weapons.

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How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"