How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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What do you call a sophisticated American?

Canadian

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

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Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!