What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

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What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

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What's the worst kind of T-Shirt?

A Casual Tee.

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)