What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

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What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature