What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.