What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.