What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie

What do you call a Mexican on a hill?

Gracias.

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

Jockey Jokes More Jockey Jokes

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!