What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a stripper donkey?

A Horse.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Jockey Jokes More Jockey Jokes

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!