What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ?

Butch your arms around me !

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs