What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

What is stephen Hawking's favorite food?

His shoulder.

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What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs