What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

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SCAR-L

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What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

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What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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The last one out is meant to get the Wights

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A salt rifle

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.