What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.