What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?

A. Limp biskit

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What do you call a video game that gives cancer?

Tombr Aider

What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

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How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.