What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.