A marine biologist.
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Coffee Mug
You can make soldiers out of toast!
Well done.
So they would end up with seasoned veterans.
Because his arms were blown off.
Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"
A seasoned veteran
A seasoned veteran.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
Arizona
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An army soldier
If it's red on top, fire in the hole.
March Fourth
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
IUD
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
There was a loo tenant inside.
Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
Because they have just finished a 31 day March.
Because there are no gaze in the military
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
They have access to arms.
A salt rifle.
asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
a smile and wave!
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk
The Bald Eagle is free c:
The rooster clucks defiance.
Nailed it
He gets out the Bible Belt!
Hebrew
It had muscles.
Pulled a muscle.
A loose Canon.
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
It's meteor.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
He thought they were revolting!
Because they knew they would Nguyen.
