What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

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What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.