Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

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Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

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What do you call a dinosaur having brunch?

Tea-Rex

What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

A: What a lavaly day!