Synonym rolls.
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He had an antonym.
A Thesaurus.
The Thesaurus
Both are a play on words.
Thesaurus.
Steven Wright joke, iirc.
Thesaurus. :/
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
A: The thesaurus.
A thesaurus.
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panic
There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
Tally Hoes
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
A: Stegosaur-rust!
A philosorapper
An egg gets laid before it cracks.
The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.
I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.
I didn't know you could yodel!
Ommm' lettes!
Because there was a kellogg in the toilet
WomanBreastsR Divided
A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.
Because they would crack each other up.
