Thesaurus Jokes

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling?

He had an antonym.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

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What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

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