Synonym Roll Jokes

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

Synonym Jokes More Synonym Jokes

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Cinnamon Jokes More Cinnamon Jokes

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What did the cannibal order at the bakery?

Cinnamon buns.

Pastry Jokes More Pastry Jokes

What did they say about the pastry with the low IQ?

He was Retarted

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,