Synonym Roll Jokes

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

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Cinnamon Jokes More Cinnamon Jokes

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

What did the cannibal order at the bakery?

Cinnamon buns.

English Degree Jokes More English Degree Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

Thesaurus Jokes More Thesaurus Jokes

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

Pastry Jokes More Pastry Jokes

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you spell wrong?

R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate