What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

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How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :