How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

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What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank?

He wanted to wake up oily.

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How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!