Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

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Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.