What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

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What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids