What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

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What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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What do black Eskimos live in?

A nigloo.

How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

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Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.