Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese?

Nanking Donuts

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.