Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.