Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

Polaroid Jokes More Polaroid Jokes

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids