What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.

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What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework?

He was on crystal math.

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!