Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

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What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld?

Oddfeld...

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

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What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby?

Sudden Lee