Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What do chinese people do when they have an erection?

they vote