What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

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What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most?

LEGALIZATION

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.