What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

Fry Day Jokes More Fry Day Jokes

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.