How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

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I still find you dashing"

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

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Ice cream fits in a tub.

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How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono