What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up