What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.