Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in awhile.

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

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How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

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What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up