Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!