What does an Elephant use as a tampon?

A sheep

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Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears