How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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