Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

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What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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Why are there no bungalows in France?

Because the French have many flaws

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

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How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany?

InterNEIN"

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

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Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber?

There was too much gas in them.

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.