Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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He thought it was the white thing to do.

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Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

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Battle Royale with Cheese.

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Because it follows the path of least resistance.

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You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

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BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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Because they have nein lives.

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About 6 million.

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One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

flatulence"