How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

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Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream

Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

the Steganosaurus! And do you know why ...because it was encryptid!

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

What does an Elephant use as a tampon?

A sheep

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette