How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

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How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.