What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

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A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry

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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears