How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

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What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

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What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

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Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.