How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

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He had a Freudian slip.

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I think we should see other peepholes."

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He already told you so.

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Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

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What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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Because the bus hit him.

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What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.