How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

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What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice