What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

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How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles