What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

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How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.