We would have called it a teeth brush
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
After the last dog they just ate.
A bus full of rednecks
Punishment.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
A leper playing guitar.
It would have been called a teeth brush anywhere else.