What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

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Where do Bees use the bathroom?

At the BP station. (thanks grandma)

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.