How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

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What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

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What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio