How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

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Julio