What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

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What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.