What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

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Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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What is a drug addicts favorite snack?

Crack-ers

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D