What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

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Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

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How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins